The Masters Golf Championship

May 18, 2003

Mr. Greg Andert
14315 Salem Avenue
Savage, MN 55378

Dear Mr. Andert:

Thank you for your years of participation in the Masters Golf Tournament, but I regret to inform you that your presence is no longer welcome.

Your tired old body is broken down and we feel that your presence at our fine tournament is now an embarrassment. Using your golf club as a cane is unacceptable.  We commend you for your dedication and contributions to past tournaments. Your great sportsmanship has been appreciated.

You are still welcome to attend the annual Champions dinner. Please contact a member of the executive committee if you are interested in hitting the opening ceremonial tee shot (no mulligans, please). Also, as a final warning, please remember that the green jacket is to be worn only on the grounds of Augusta National Golf Club, not at weddings or Bar Mitzvahs.

Pat Volbert

Executive Board Chairman

Greg Book

Executive Board Vice-Chairman

14396 Raymond lane • Eden prairie, mn • 55356

Phone: 952-294-4714 • email: pvolb@hotmail.com